Brass Balls Keychain
2 or more only $6.00 each!
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We offer standard, 3 day express, 2 day express, and overnight express shipping options for your convenience. If you place your order Monday - Friday by 2:00 PM EST using one of our express shipping options, your order will be processed and shipped the same day it is placed!

Applies to delivery within the 48 contiguous states only.

  • Just in case you need an extra set
  • Guaranteed to unsissify your keys
  • Solid brass construction
  • Great realistic detail
  • Includes key ring

You've heard of someone's truck having balls; well, this is one step better. Now your keys can have balls - a set of solid brass balls, no less! A key ring is included, but these brass balls don't have to hold keys. They're perfect if you simply need a second (or first) pair to conquer all those scary tasks you've been avoiding, and they're also great to keep around as replacements when for when your wife has your own danglers in her purse, or wherever she stores them. Relax! This is one scrotum that's okay to have in your pocket!

Customer Reviews | Average Rating: 4.86 out of 5
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Reviewed by on Jun 14, 2015   5 out of 5

Perfect for Deez Nuts jokes

Brass Balls Reviewed by Tom Lanaster on Jan 22, 2015   5 out of 5

They are the perfect size for a Key Ring. I am very happy with them.

Brass Balls Reviewed by George pederson on Nov 30, 2014   5 out of 5

easy ordering process and fast service. Great product. My trike now has balls. Gave one to one of my brothers.

Brass Ball Key Chain Reviewed by K$ on Jun 25, 2014   5 out of 5

Great key chain. I bought 2 and then bought 2 more to give to friends. They loved them. Product is good quality and is just as pictured. A perfect size too. Not too bulky or heavy.

Got Balls? Reviewed by Silver on May 04, 2014   5 out of 5

Gave these to my neighbor to put on his Harley. Hung them from the triple tree on forks. Perfect fit, looks sweet. Great conversation piece.

Awesome Balls!! Reviewed by Kip on Dec 04, 2013   5 out of 5

I got two of these Brass balls & I gotta say They Are great!! I'm A biker so I hung one from my Wallet chain That attaches to my belt loop. When the Girls see them? Yeah, Thats Right they want to feel them. A great teaser!! I also got a pair for my 18 yr old son. Big hit with all his girl friends. Great conversation piece. My 21 yr old daughter even wants a pair for her key chain.LOL :)

brass balls Reviewed by Art Miles on Sep 15, 2013   5 out of 5

I am very happy with this product. this is the second pair I've ordered, because my nephew saw them and wanted a pair.

Brass Balls Reviewed by Don on Feb 21, 2013   5 out of 5

Great gift but smaller that I thought they'd be. When discovered by others, it brings up an interesting discussion of where the saying, "Colder then brass monkey's balls" comes from. It has nothing to do with monkies or their balls. Think of the late 1700's and sailing warships.

brass balls Reviewed by mike on Sep 01, 2010   3 out of 5

great gift, way smaller than you think though, only about 1 and half inches. be a lot funnier if they were like the size of a golf ball, but still made my wife laugh, mb

balls review Reviewed by cameron on Apr 15, 2009   5 out of 5

great gifts also very funny. i gave mine to my uncle and they are hanging on rear view mirror hahahhalololol!!!!!!!!!11

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