Date Published: 2013-08-21
Top 5 Reasons You Might be a Sword Collector
Everyone has a hobby. Some people play golf, others might like sewing and then there are those that collect things. We’re not talking about hoarders that just don’t ever throw anything away. We are talking about hardcore collectors, specifically sword collectors. You might just have one or two, but we’ve come up with a list of situations that might apply to you. If these scenarios seem familiar, you might be a sword collector.
5. If you ran out of kabob sticks and just so happened to have a replacement in the form of a sword hanging on the kitchen wall, you might be a sword collector.
5. If you ran out of kabob sticks and just so happened to have a replacement in the form of a sword hanging on the kitchen wall, you might be a sword collector.
4. If your friends will no longer bring their children or pets to your home because all of your “decor” could be considered a weapon, you might be a collector of swords.
4. If your friends will no longer bring their children or pets to your home because all of your “decor” could be considered a weapon, you might be a collector of swords.
3. If you have lost more than one girlfriend after you finally brought her home and she snuck out the bathroom window without saying goodbye, you may be a sword collector.
3. If you have lost more than one girlfriend after you finally brought her home and she snuck out the bathroom window without saying goodbye, you may be a sword collector.
2. If you have a sign on your door that says, “Warning to thieves: Nothing inside this home is worth losing a limb over,” you may be a collector of really sharp swords.
2. If you have a sign on your door that says, “Warning to thieves: Nothing inside this home is worth losing a limb over,” you may be a collector of really sharp swords.
And the No. 1 sign that you could be a sword collector, is if you are the character in this hilarious advertisement for a company from which we are not affiliated with.
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