Home Protected by High-Speed Wireless Device | Novelty Warning Sign with 18" Metal Stake | 9" x 9"
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  • Clever "burglar alarm"-style sign
  • Bold, witty text; handgun image
  • Warns burglars to stay away
  • Hilarious for everyone else
  • Bright yellow; easily visible
  • Includes 18" metal stake
  • Sign face: 9" x 9"

Who needs a burglar alarm when you own a "high-speed wireless device?" This clever sign doesn't mince words, boldly warning any would-be home invader that you're packing heat and not afraid to use it! For everyone else, the sign's a fun, laugh riot! At 9" x 9" the bright yellow polymer sign face is clearly visible from a distance. The octagonal placard is mounted to an 18" metal stake, making it easy to plant firmly in the ground. Forget monthly burglar alarm fees; just keep your ammo supply stocked and this sign prominently displayed, and any would-be crook is sure to skip your house while on the prowl, moving along to "greener," less intimidating "pastures" elsewhere!

Customer Reviews | Average Rating: 5.00 out of 5
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Cool signs Reviewed by on Dec 23, 2018   5 out of 5

Bought theses signs as gifts for my boys. Loe them Think I need to order a couple more, of course one for myself.

Mr ramos Reviewed by on Oct 13, 2018   5 out of 5

I think this sign explains all the details to who ever reads it,I got one that I bought two weeks ago ,

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