Eagle Flag Knuckle Guard Assisted Open Folding Trench Knife

I don't even know where to start. I mean, wow, talk about bada$$. When I picked up the catalog I immediately thought 'MERICA. Then as fast as an eagle swooping down on prey, I picked up my phone and then ordered this along with one other knife. It finally came today after a long 7 days. It is every bit of a beautiful, sexy knife as it is in the picture. When I pick up this knife I feel the power of every great president rush through me and into my hand (Osama, I mean Obama isn't a great president, he's awful). If a terrorist ever comes near me they'll get a punch from the thirteen colonies and a stab from the stripes of all fifty states. When its all said and done an eagle will pick them up on their way to their 72 virgins and toss them straight into the depths of the Earth. 'MERICA.