Home Protected by High-Speed Wireless Device | Novelty Warning Sign with 18" Metal Stake | 9" x 9"
15 AM9997
$12.99
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  • Clever "burglar alarm"-style sign
  • Bold, witty text; handgun image
  • Warns burglars to stay away
  • Hilarious for everyone else
  • Bright yellow; easily visible
  • Includes 18" metal stake
  • Sign face: 9" x 9"


Who needs a burglar alarm when you own a "high-speed wireless device?" This clever sign doesn't mince words, boldly warning any would-be home invader that you're packing heat and not afraid to use it! For everyone else, the sign's a fun, laugh riot! At 9" x 9" the bright yellow polymer sign face is clearly visible from a distance. The octagonal placard is mounted to an 18" metal stake, making it easy to plant firmly in the ground. Forget monthly burglar alarm fees; just keep your ammo supply stocked and this sign prominently displayed, and any would-be crook is sure to skip your house while on the prowl, moving along to "greener," less intimidating "pastures" elsewhere!


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