Here’s Your Sign And It Says…

There’s no better way to say what you feel or support than with a vivid, visual display. A sign prominently posted in your yard, in your garage or at your business is the perfect way to get your message across whether it’s “stay off my property” or just a humorous conversation piece. We have several choices of both but here are a few of our personal favorites. Ones that our employees have put up at their homes.

Expressing the amusing, eye-catching message, “Guns Don’t Kill People; Fathers with Pretty Daughters Do!”, this vintage looking sign adds a fun “tongue in cheek” accent to your home or garage decor. It’s also a great way to annoy your teenage daughter and “tongue in cheek” aside, a not so subtle hint to her possible admirers. The high-quality, rectangular sign is made of 24-gauge metal that is printed with artwork that has been designed to create the look and feel of aged metal and paint. This fun sign just looks really good almost anywhere you hang it and is sure to spark fun conversation among your friends.

Who needs a burglar alarm when you own a “high-speed wireless device?” This clever sign doesn’t mince words, boldly warning any would-be home invader that you’re packing heat and not afraid to use it! For everyone else, the sign’s a good laugh. It has a tough plastic construction with vivid, weather-resistant artwork that states, “Property Protected By High Speed Wireless Device. Second Amendment Security Co.” The yellow, octagon-shaped sign is securely bolted onto a 29” metal stake, which has a rubber tip at the top of it. Put it in the yard in front of your home, business and vacation home because it really gets the “no trespass” idea across in a vivid way. Several of our employees have this sign displayed at their homes.

If you like the looks of those old advertisements that used to hang in country stores or neighborhood markets, you need to take a look at our selection. One of my favorite ones is our Rusty Nuts Fix It Shop Sign, which looks like it would have been on the wall of a garage back in the day. The vivid artwork on the sign portrays a tongue-in-cheek mechanic shop advertisement that definitely gets a smile out of everyone who sees it. The vintage look of this tin sign and its homage to old-timey advertising makes it a great addition to your home, office or pub. Top-quality, corrosion resistant metal construction and advanced, fade resistant printing allows for posting this sign outdoors, too. Lots of our customers have hung it up in their man-caves, along with our Quickies Pump ‘N Polish Sign.

Wanna have a little fun with friends and family who come out and visit your property? Post several of the Please Don’t Feed The Sasquatch Signs on your trees, fences and gates. It features a silhouette of Bigfoot shuffling between evergreen stands and the words “Warning! Please Do Not Feed The Sasquatch” in rugged, worn lettering across the top and bottom. The background mimics old weather-beaten wood planks, complete with rusted tacks, faded paint and visible woodgrain. Like all of our signs, its fade resistant printing will keep it looking good, so that it can be posted outside. The weathered look sign is also perfect for your garage, man cave, workshop or garage.

Another no-nonsense, no trespassing sign is our No Trespassing Violators Will Be Shot. It also has weathered look artwork and it states, “No Trespassing. Violators Will Be Shot. Survivors Will Be Shot Again”. The high-quality, corrosion resistant metal construction and fade resistant color process makes the sign suitable for display in outdoor environments like on fences, posts, gates and outside walls.